[Verse 1] Three nights ago, I was at a disco Man, I wanted to bump I was rarin' to go And this big fat woman bumped me on the floor She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go Man, she did a dip Almost broke my hip She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down She wanted to bump some more, but I told her no You done knocked me down once You done knocked me down once Said "If you wanna dance, find you a big fat man Y'all go on and get on down Y'all go on and get on down", ha! [Chorus] I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Hey, and I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman [Bridge] Somebody take her She's too big for me She'll knock me down One, well [Verse 2] She came over to me, snatched me outta my seat She wanted to get on down, still wanna get on down I told her to go on and leave me alone I ain't gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once I know what you'll do, I ain't gonna bump with you I don't feel like gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down She just shook her head at every word I said She wanted to get on down, that woman wanna get on down She did that dip again, and I hit the floor again She was gettin' down, Lord That woman was gettin' down [Chorus] I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Oh, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman [Verse 3] Somebody take her, I don't want her She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down Somebody take her, I don't want her Say, Leroy! You can have this one, dude Take the big fat woman, dude I don't want her, I can't handle her 'Cause it takes two hands to handle a Whopper, I don't want Y'all got, she's too big, man She's too much for me Somebody take her, I don't need her I'd like this woman to tell the tale It's just me, ha-ha-ha, oh! Child, don't date her, you got her Oh, the woman, don't you take Go on and take her, think y'all can handle it? Too much for me, too much for me She's too much for me, groove it! [Verse 4] Big fat woman in a disco Knockin' people on the floor Big fat woman in a disco Bumpin' people on the floor Puttin' flicks her hip Bustin' people's lip Big fat woman in a disco Bumpin' people all over the floor You all sorry, you all lighten up You all lighten up, you all ease up You all lighten up your big fat self, Lord Losin' weight, we gotta dance, hmm-hmm You just flick those hips Bustin' folks' lips Can't slip this, ho, get down Move on, ha! Ho, ha, hup, ho, ho, ho, hup, hup I'm tired, y'all I'm tired, y'all She done wore me out, she done wore me out I'm tired, y'all This big fat woman done wore me out, y'all [Outro] Ooh Lord, I'm tired, y'all I'm tired, gonna take a little rest Somebody give me rest This big fat woman done wore me done She done tired me out, she done wore me down Oh man, I'm quttin' Y'all got her, right? |